A Short Chat with Steve McClaren (It is good to be the England Manager)
After the World Cup, Steve McClaren, new manager recently announced that he will drop Beckham from the squad as he looks to inject young blood to the squad. But he has also told Beckham that the door is still not closed for him. It is still possible that Beckham will be selected for the squad. I look to find out the "real" reason for McClaren to drop Beckham.
CrazyGuru : Good Evening Steve.
Steve McClaren : Hello, good evening.
CG : So, a month into the England job. How has it been?
SM : Good. Better than what I expected. Especially, when you come from a so-so club like Middlesborough. You really can't compare what you get at Middlesborough to what you get as the England Manager.
CG : Looks like you are enjoying it.
SM : Oh ya. Definitely, every single bit of it. When I stepped into my office, the interior is just unbelievable. You get your big oak table, bar counter, leather sofas and plasma TV. And you know what?
CG : What?
SM : There is even a gold plated tap in the shower area. Erikkson requested that.
CG : Oh. That really cost a lot of money.
SM : Who cares. We are not a charity organisation, so nobody will question that.
CG : Sounds familiar.....anyway, so what are your plans?
SM : Ok, first of all, I am thinking of doing a small foam party in my office toilet with two of the office assistance. They have given me the hints. Then the next thing will be the victory celebration after every win. Since all the lads will be joining, then we need a bigger place, and the girls have to be those really hot ones. And I really want the ratio of the girls to outnumber the players by maybe 2:1. Then got fun mah.
CG : Actually, I am asking about the plan for the 2008 Euro Cup and also why Beckham was dropped.
SM : Oh...oh....sorry, I got carried away. You know, Eriksson really told me too much bad things, so my head can't stop thinking of the fun.
CG : Um....
SM : Ok, plan for 2008 Euro Cup is simple; "We will try to win it". As for Beckham, Erikkson told me that he is a bad sheep for the squad.
CG : Why so?
SM : Everytime we have those victory party, Beckham gets the most attention from the girls, instead of a fair share of the girls, some of the guys end up sharing the girls. Beckham alone gets up to ten girls. Not fair right? We tried to remind the girls and Beckham but it doesn't seem to work, so I have to make the painful decision to drop him.
CG : I see. But you say, he may come back to the squad in future?
SM : Ya. When we can get more girls to the party, then I think it is fine for him to be back.
posted by PengSoon @ 9:45 AM
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