A Short Chat with C. Ronaldo (What I said to the referee before Rooney's red card)

We all know how much Ronaldo wants to leave Man U and how badly Alex Ferguson is trying to keep him at Old Trafford. Since the incident involving him in the red card incident with Rooney, Ronaldo has openly proclaimed that it will not be possible for him to remain at Old Trafford. So, what is his plan for the new season and more importantly what did he said to the referee?
-----Phone Ring------
CrazyGuru : Hello, Ron....How are you?
Ronaldo : Ah....great. As long as I am not in England, I feel good.
CG : I should know that. So, have you sorted out your plans for the new season, especially when it is starting in the next three weeks or so.
Ron : Ah...no, not yet. But no way I am going back to Man U. I will be a dead man if I go back there. Either Rooney will end my career or the fans will do it. I have to go to Spain, with the latino girls.....oh....here I come.
CG : I guess so. So, the question is was it all planned by you?
Ron : I haven't plan to meet any Spanish girls, I will see who come along. You know, I am still young.
CG : Ur....I am actually referring to leaving Man U.
Ron : Oh, no...no....of course not. It was just unfortunate.
CG : Some people are saying that you said something to the referee to get Rooney send off, then create the kind of tension, which makes it impossible for you to stay in Man U.
Ron : This is bull shit. I didn't ask the referee to send Rooney off. How can I do that?
CG : So, what did you say to the ref then?
Ron : After the whistle(for the foul), I ran to the referee after seeing Rooney step on Carvalho's crotch. Out of concern of my team mate. When I got there, I see the pain in Carvalho's face and the first thing I think of is how disappointed it will be for him and his family.
CG : Huh....why you say that? You mean that if can't continue playing, his family will be disappointed?
Ron : No. You see, Carvalho love kids and with that stamp, I think his dream is gone. It must be devastating for him. I really feel for him because I love kids also.
CG : I see....
Ron : So, I went up to the referee to tell him this thing, about how bad Carvalho must be feeling knowing that his family will not be complete. Shortly later, the referee flashes the red card. I was shocked too, especially when I know that people will misunderstood and say that I influenced the referee.
CG : I don't think you have to feel bad since the referee clarify that he wasn't influenced by you.
Ron : Right. Later we found out that the referee was himself childless, so that explain why he can relate to the pain and devastation Carvalho will feel.
CG : Oh, I see. That really explain the whole thing.
Ron : Having said all, it will still be difficult for me to stay in Man U, so I think my departure is inevidable.
CG : Ok, I wish you luck in your new club. Ron : Thank you and bye bye.
"A short chat" is a fictional conversation that came to CrazyGuru's mind while daydreaming.

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