A Short Chat with Ronaldinho (I am no potato farmer)
There are talks that Mourinho is interested in bringing Ronaldinho to Chelsea. The way Ronaldinho destroy Chelsea, it is no wonder why Mourinho will be interested. But is Ronaldinho interested in the move?
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CrazyGuru : Hello....my friend
Ronaldinho : Hey.......my buddy.
CG : From the report, it seems that you will be going to Chelsea after the World Cup.
Ron : No way man. I will not go Chelsea.
CG : I thought so, seems that you are enjoying your time in Barca.
Ron : That is one reason,....the other is, I am no potato farmer. Seriously, I never like potato.
CG : Ha.....you still joking about what Mourinho has done to the pitch.
Ron : It is not a joke. He is serious about the potato thing.
CG : Huh????
Ron : Before I went to Chelsea for the 1st leg of the Champion's League, Mounrinho called me and say that there is potential in the potato business. He say it is a special breed. He called it "cool pota". Grows only in the winter. He asked me to join him in the business, which I turned down. He is crazy.......
CG : Ya....
Ron : We Brazilians likes coffee not some stupid potato. I told him, do coffee and I will be open for discussion. But you know him lah, he really think that he is the Special One, so he kept on with his plan and to convince me, turn the Stamford Bridge to a potato pitch so that he can plant some prototypes.
CG : I see.....
Ron : He has got a few of them. Let me recall......he has got "P24 Potato King", "P99 Sure Eat", "XO Local Potato King", "Golden Potatolo".
CG : Did you try them?
Ron : Yap, I have to, else he will not let me go.
CG : Are they good?
Ron : Believe me, if dog shit is edible, it will probably taste better. But of course, I told him the potatos are not bad. He says that he definitely can make them better than the prototypes. He intend to introduce music to his farming. The potatoes will listen to musics from Beethoven. The potatoes will also be massaged. He says the masseurs will come from PRC(China). He heard that they are the best. He has asked Man City's Sun Jihai to do the recruitment of the masseurs. Since China is not playing in the World Cup, Sun can do so in the summer.
CG : Seems like he got all planned out.
Ron : Ya. And since Park and co are in England also, he may also bring in some Kimchi masseurs. All crap lah, you know. OK, I got to go. Take care man.
CG : You too. Talk to you again.
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"A short chat" is a fictional conversation that came to CrazyGuru's mind while daydreaming.
posted by PengSoon @ 8:19 AM
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