A Short Chat with Michael Ballack (I will leave Bayern Munich)
I know a lot of Chelsea fans are very concern if Michael Ballack will move to Chelsea at the end of the season. So, to understand more, I have to give him a call.
CrazyGuru : (Phone ring)
M.Ballack : Hello.....
CG : Hi, Michael. How are you?
MB : Never been better.
CG : I know, I know. I am happy for you. There are 3 clubs asking for your signature.Good for you.
MB : There are actually more but you know......too small for my consideration. I even got a call from Wimbledon FC. The manager says that they got Germans in the team and it will be easy for me to adapt in a foreign country with fellow countrymen. He say adapting well is important for my game. Crap right? I told him and his agent that they should go fly kite together.
CG : Ha.....ha....ya. So, seriously, who will you join?
MB : I want to win European Cup and become league champion. So, I must join a good team.
CG : Yes, agree.
MB : I tell you, I really want to go Real Madrid. I really want to be a Galactico.....You know, I am a superstar in Germany already and finally, I can be a superstar of Europe and the rest of the world. I even got the tattoo guy to do the word, "Galactico" on my small head. But when Mr.Perez resigned as the President, I really feel the sky drop down on me. What? Shit! No more, Galactico? WHY? Why do this to me? Can't he do this later? THIS IS TOO CRUEL TO ME!!!
CG : Yes, really cruel.
MB : Then, my agent arrange for me to talk to Roma. The manager, Spaletti really can talk, I think if he talk to the birds, they will definitely come down from the tree. He told me how good they are and how he will strategies the play and team around me; What I can achieve with Roma, blar....blar....blar.....They also offer me a good package. I was really tempted. Then, when I look at their league position, only 4th!!! I tell you CG, for so many years I have been with Bayern, we have always been at the top, worse case second, I am not use to the air below lah. It is not good for my health.
CG : So.......how?
MB : So.....I ask the manager to go fly kite. I even bought him one, pink colour "Hello Kitty" design one. And a long string. From the way he talk, I know he can fly the kite very high.
CG : Ha.......
MB : So, Chelsea is the only choice left. I will join them.
CG : I see........
MB : OK, I have to go. Going out now, (shit!)need to see if the doctor can remove the tattoo.
CG : Ouch......ok, Bye.
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"A short chat" is a fictional conversation that came to CrazyGuru's mind while daydreaming.
posted by PengSoon @ 9:59 AM
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