The Crazy World Of Football

A short chat with Sven Eriksson (Last 4mths in my England job)

Eriksson's recent embarassment in the press following his exposure of his bad remarks on his players and his wish to leave the England job following a hoax act has prompted the England FA to ask for his departure after the World Cup.
I had a chat with him on his recent mood.
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CrazyGuru : Hello, Good Evening Sir.

Eriksson : Yes, a very good evening to you also.

CG : Congratulation in England's win over Uruguay yesterday.

Erik : Thank you. My strategic works. I replaced Rooney with Crouch and he scored our first goal. I brought in Wright Phillips and he cross for Cole to score the winner.

CG : I know you are smart. Can tell from your hair (loss). Oh, I saw the news that the FA has decided that you should go after the World Cup. Any chance to stay if you can help England to win the World Cup?

Erik : I don't think so, anyway I never like England, except the lovely ladies (hee....hee...)

CG : Ah.....I know. You must have a good time with that secretary in the FA.

Erik : (Wide grin sound)

CG : So, how was the players' reaction to the news?

Erik : Not much. Beckham tried to talk to me but I didn't want to. I am still training him to understand my quote,"Talking is silver, but being quiet is golden".

CG : Oh, you famous quote after Beckham said that he is smart as he "asked" for the yellow card against Wales.". Why did you give him the armband if you don't think he is that smart?

Erik : I didn't say he is not smart.

CG : Oh ya. Sorry about that.

Erik : He told me that a red armband on the white jersey is really nice. In exchange, he promise to go clubbing with me whenever possible. You know, he really attract a lot of girls, so sounds like a very good deal.

CG : I see.....

Erik : He actually want the red band across the chest but I told him no. Crazy, right?

CG : HUH???

Erik : Ya. He pestered me for one whole month and even got his tailor to do one sample to show me. I almost swallow my capucinno and the cup. It was ugly lah, I tell you. Like wearing a tube on the outside of the England jersey. Can you imagine. And the tailor use those furly cotton type. Wah lau.

CG : Then how you convince him.

Erik : I had to call Victoria, his wife. Luckily she agrees with me.

CG : But Victoria must have a hard time convincing Beckham.
Erik : No lah, 1 min job. She just say that if he don't wear the armband on the shoulder, she will come to Spain to live with him. Of course, Beckham agree.

CG : Interesting....

Erik : Ya. These English players are a bunch of idiots lah. I will tell you more next time. Got to go, the girls still waiting for me in the bath room.....hoohooooo

CG : Enjoy, bye.

Erik : .........................................
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"A short chat" is a fictional conversation that came to CrazyGuru's mind while daydreaming.

posted by PengSoon @ 11:17 AM