A short chat with Mourinho (The Special potato farmer)
We all know now that Mourinho's plan to turn the pitch to a "ready for potato farming" one did not help his team beat Barcelona in their Champion's League first round game. I talked to the Special One last night on the phone and his view of the lose. Again, he has his own interesting take of the game. Here is how our conversation went;
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CrazyGuru : Good morning Sir, hope you have got over the lost(to Barca).
Mourinho : Good morning. No, I have not, we will beat them with a big margin and after the game, I will offer them our potato wedges.
CG : Huh??? OK. So, you don't think that your strategy(on the potato pitch) failed?
Mou : No, Ur...I mean we did not purposely let it turn to that state. It was the harsh winter that turn it to that bad state. I was complaining, my players were complaining also. What can we do? Those damm contractors say the earliest they can come in is four days after the game.
CG : I see......So, what went wrong?
Mou : Can't you tell? It was poor refereeing. How can he(the referee) gives a red card for that(Del Horno's tackle on Messie)? Was he a qualified referee? I have asked my secretary to check his profile. By the way, can you do me a favour?
CG : My pleasure.
Mou : ESPN Asia's studio is in Singapore, can you go talk to those guys and ask them to play the tackle 200 times in a week? Convince the AFC President, Mr. Hammam that Del Horno only deserve a yellow card. Then ask him to go convince UEFA President, Lennart Johansson this? Can you?
CG : Ur....................
Mou : And if they don't agree, you get people and do a protest in front of their office?
CG : Ur.......................................
Mou : Can you?
CG : Ur...........................................................
Mou : --Quiet--
CG : Hello....hello.....hello......
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"A short chat" is a fictional conversation that came to CrazyGuru's mind while daydreaming.
posted by PengSoon @ 8:14 AM
1 Comments:
Thats a interesting interview from The Special One..
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