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A Short Chat with Van Nistelrooy (I should be first choice striker)

Surprising, Alex Ferguson dropped Van Nistelrooy from the starting line up for the English League Cup Final. He did not even came on as a substitute even with Man U leading 4-0 by the 61st minute. So, how did he feel about the treatment and is he really leaving Man U? I really have to find out.
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CrazyGuru : (Phone Ring)

V. Nistelrooy : Yes....who's that?

CG : Hello, Its me, CG.

VN : Hey, my man! Long time no talk, how are things?

CG : I am good....just a little busy with things. Hey, I thought you were suppose to play in the League Cup Final. What happened?

VN : That stupid Scot-man, ho got threathened by Saha. (Alex Ferguson is a Scottish)

CG : Sounds serious......

VN : Remember, we beat Liverpool in the Premier League game couple weeks ago? Fergie was very happy. You know lah, he still can't get over Liverpool winning the European Cup last season. So, he was celebrating like mad at the dressing room and insists all of us should go to to the Karaoke to celebrate. So, all of us went lah.....

CG : And then.....

VN : Then, when we got there, things really turn wild, Fergie drank a lot and was very high lah, then mid way, he went to his car and brought back his kilt, you know that skirt-lookalike thing that Scottish man wear. He then dance the whole night with just that kilt on lah....he was crazy man.

CG : He really in a good mood.VN : Then, that Sahas whip out his new Samseng Video-Cam I bought for him from his pocket. He took a good 5mins of it man. Then, the next day, he went to show Fergie the clip. After that, Fegie announced he will be starting the game for the League Cup Final, wah....just like that.

VN : I know I am in danger of losing my place, so I went to see Saha lah and tell him he should tell Fergie I will play alongside him. I mean, I also got credit right? I bought him the Video-Cam you know.

CG : Sounds logical

VN : Ya, then that Saha, really one kind. Say that not fair to Rooney lah, say Rooney play more like a support and can supply him the ball, blar....blar.....blar.....I feel like telling him. "Rooney can supply you the ball but can you score or not?" But of course, I hold back. Have to look at the big picture. So, just keep acting sincere and plead him. Wah....he really the "only one kind". You know what he say?

CG : What?

VN : He tell me that between Rooney and myself, whoever can dance and make him laugh the loudest with the kilt, he will choose him as the strikng partner. Wah pian.....I really feel like taking the V-Cam tripod and shove into his ass.

CG : So, you did compete?

VN : No lah.....can you imagine a white pig dancing with a kilt? When Sahas saw Rooney dance with the kilt(only), he laugh like no tomorrow. And because I don't want to do it, he told Fergie that I cannot even come in as a substitute.

CG : That's bad.......

VN : So, that's why I didn't play at all in the Final and looks like I have to leave Man U, no choice.

CG : Where you going?

VN : Not sure but definitely not Scotland.

CG : OK, best of luck.

VN : Thanks buddy.

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"A short chat" is a fictional conversation that came to CrazyGuru's mind while daydreaming.

posted by PengSoon @ 7:15 PM