The Crazy World Of Football

A Short Chat with Rio Ferdinand (I am a good guy)

Recently, Rio Ferdinand was criticised by Jack Charlton who believes that he will be a liability for England in the World Cup. Jack thinks that Rio will be the weakest link and he should not be in England's first eleven. So, what has Rio has to say about this?
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CrazyGuru : Hello, Rio....is that you?

R.Ferdinand : Yes...yes...who is that?

CG : It is me, CG.

RF : Oh I see. Good to hear from you.

CG : Me too. How are things? I heard that Jack Charlton thinks that you are the weakest link in the England squad.

RF : That stupid old man. What does he know? He should spend more time with the senior citizens and play some chess instead of talking to the press.

CG : So, you think Erikkson may get affected?

RF : No way man. I am the best centre back in England you know. John Terry is good but I am of a higher class. You know how much Manchester United paid for me? $30mil, you know.

CG : Right.

RF : You know how much is $30mil? Does he know how much is $30mil? With no protection from the hair, I think his brain is suffering from the effect of the direct sunlight. He cannot think properly. Poor chap. I am going to buy him some sun blocks and a nice straw hat, with a pink ribbon on it. Then, I will get my brothers to knock some sense into him.

CG : Oh....is it too tough for an old man to take?

RF : I think so but no choice right. If he can't think properly, I have to help him. My heart really aches to see him go on like that. At this stage, I am still willing to help but if his condition gets worse and he says more things that is not pleasing to my ears, then not me, but my "brothers" may get really unhappy and very, very nasty.

CG : So, this is all for the good for Jack.

RF : Of course, it is all for him. You know, I don't say things about him. Like he has no hair or he is successful because of his brother, right? I am a nice guy you know, so I am not sure why people want to say things about me. Not just him. Roy Keane also, Sven Eriksson also. I have got my PRs to draw up a PR project call "The Good Innocent Ferdinand Campaign".

CG : So, what is it all about?

RF : Present a good image at public places. So, some of the things I need to do. Shake hands with all the oppositions after game, wear spectacles instead of sunglasses, wear shirts and pants instead of torn jeans, be spotted in library and orphan home instead of pubs and bars, appear with only one and same girl always.

CG : Sounds good. But is a torture for you right?

RF : Ya but it is ok lah, my PRs will arrange more private parties for me. You know, those that you can go wild and nobody will know about it.

CG : Oh.....you lucky boy.

RF : Ha..ha.....ok, got to go. Talk later. Bye.

CG : Bye.
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"A short chat" is a fictional conversation that came to CrazyGuru's mind while daydreaming.

posted by PengSoon @ 10:20 AM