The Crazy World Of Football

A Short Interview with Drogba (I am the striker Chelsea need)

There are a lot of talks recently about Chelsea buying a new striker for the next season. Shevchenko is the front runner but may cost more than $50mil pounds. Eto was also mentioned. How have all these talks make the current striker, Drogba feel? Let me have a chat with him.

Crazyguru : Hello Drogba.

D.Drogba : Yes. Hello.

CG : There have been talk about Mourinho buying a new striker to replace you.

DD : I have heard about them. I don't care.

CG : Sounds confident. Your recent performance has not been that good. Is that the reason for the replacement call?

DD : No, definitely not. I have the quality and skill of a world class striker....YA(roar like a tiger)

CG : Woah......impressive. Sounds like a fierce tiger.

DD : No, it is actually an African lion.

CG : I see....

DD : Sometimes you have to look at the overall performance of a striker and not just how many goals he score. Mourinho knows this well, so he will always play me.

CG : So, what is so special about your game?

DD : You can't tell?(Sign) First one, I dive a lot. You see, I am a big guy, strong man. So, when the referee sees that I fall down, he will definitely think that it must have been a big push by the defender on me.(ha...ha...)

CG : I see.....

DD : That is not all. I complain a lot to the referee and you see the sulking face I got? Its not easy, I practice a lot in front of the mirror you know. Mourinho even got this drama director to coach me. This is important also. After numerous complains, the referee feels guilty and will definitely want to give you something after a while, of course preferably a controversial penalty.

CG : I am beginning to understand your importance.

DD : Look at Crespo, you think he can do that sulking face? He cannot. I tell you, both of us went for the class but the director ask Crespo to leave within 10mins, say he is not talented. On the other hand, the director says that I am a raw talent, like a African unpolish gem. He thinks that if US can have hollywood and India has bollywood, I could be the father of Negro-wood.

CG : Interesting. You sure already got a career carved out after your football one.

DD : Yes. Ok, I got to go for drama class. Today's class is "How to act like being elbowed on the face when actually was hit on the stomach".

CG : Nice, will look forward to the performance.

DD : Yo, bye.
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posted by PengSoon @ 10:37 AM